In the time-honoured tradition of TNT magazine...

Who's had a Kylie day:

Chesley B. Sullenberger III, the pilot that managed to crash-land US Airways flight 1548 on the Hudson river in New York City without losing a single life on board. In the words of Time magazine, "After logging some 19,000 hours of acclaimed but anonymous service in the skies, Chesley B. Sullenberger III became a hero in a New York minute."

And who's had a Dannii:

Boy George, who has 15 months of jail time to look forward to after being convicted of falsely imprisoning and assaulting a male escort. Nice one, George.